hOP IN onIONS

MY OPINIONS REMIND ME OF MY FAVORITE SHOES. IN THE BEGINING, I WANT TO SHOW THEM OFF TO EVERYBODY. IN THE MIDDLE, THEY FEEL LIKE THE PERFECT FIT. NEAR THE END, THEY'RE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO THROW AWAY. AT THE LAST, I FIND THEM UNBEARABLY PAINFUL, GLAD I HAD THEM, AND GLAD THEY ARE GONE.

dumbo origato mister loboto-me

He stopped. Ted in his tracks. In udder disregard. staring at her fourheads to avert her large and heaving beasts. Fidgety. pandering his shoes. Him humming a four gotten tune. Bob. Hope it was. That was when he knew. It was really overt. Muttering ''Thanks for the Mammaries''. She fled wry and untuned.

aaargh! you meant

I'd give my right arm to be Ambi Dexterous, he said. Yea, she's probably the best one armed gymnast ever, I said.

Poor Richardo's Allmanic

Last year the migrant workers walked out on the job in my orchard after they overheard me call them a bunch of plucking plum pluckers. I don't mind though, all they did was grape and mown and peach anyways.

ALL ALL-ONE IN THE NEXUS

ALL ALlONE AS I SLEEP YOU ARE THERE WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES YOU ARE GONE AND ALL IS DARKNESS I AM WITH GOD HE IS WITH ME THE GREAT DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND I INCREASES WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES THERE IS DARKNESS AND I AM NOT AFRAID AS I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE AND KNOW YOU THERE THE DISTANCE A GREAT GULF COMES BETWEEN US AT NIGHT AT NIGHT I AM ALONE AS YOU SLEEP NEXT TO ME I AM FAR AWAY YOU ARE GONE NOW I AM IN DARKNESS I AM ALL ALlONE AS TOGETHER WE ARE IN THE NEXUS ALL ALlONE AS I SLEEP YOU ARE THERE BETWEEN TWO WORLDS I STAND A SON OF MY FATHER A FATHER TO MY SON I AM BOTH CREATED AND CREATOR SO YOU SEE SO I AM ALL ALlONE AS I SLEEP YOU ARE THERE.

chocolate or xocoatle ?

even shakesbeard liked it. most memorable line is the gracious julius ceasar sharing his with his best friend..." eat two Brutus" ....man, what a powerful message. it sends slivers down my spline.

spring forward or fall back

right on time isn't it? new seeds to be sown, to be planted, and grown, to be nurtured, not owned. to be shared on His Throne..................... happy sunday. peace to all creation. A man.

OL TIMIE WHIZZED EM

BONE IN THE HAM IS WORTH SHOE IN THE TUSH.............BETTER THAN A STICK IN THE PANTS WITH A FROZEN GOOSE................A PANTY SAVED IS A PANTY EARNED.......... NOT WORTH A STINKERS GLAM.................? i've never really understood any of these, but i thought they should be passed on any ways.

iF, iF ONLY iF=

I ASK iF WE AS A SPECIES CAN RECOGNIZE THE PREDICTABILITY OF OUR USE OF ENERGIES, OUR EMOTIONS. iF WE CAN SEE THAT WHEN WE HARBOR AND CULTIVATE OUR SELF-INVOLVED EMOTIONS OF SELF-PITY, RE-SENTMENT AND SELF-PRIDE.. THAT WE OURSELVES ON A PERSONAL, TRIBAL, AND NATIONAL SCALE, INDUCE OUR OWN IN-ETERNAL AND EX-ETERNAL STRIFES. iF WE CAN CONCIEVE OF OUR PERCEPTIONS AND OPINIONS AS NEITHER RIGHT NOR WRONG, TRUE OR FALSE, TO BE ACTED UPON OR DISMISSED, RATHER OUR CURRENT PROCESSING OF SELF-DRIVEN EMOTIONS AND CONCEPTS, WHICH DESIGNED FOR OUR OWN GROWTH DEMAND REASSESSMENT, ADAPTATION AND CHANGE. iF WE CAN BE COMPASSIONATE ENOUGH TO HUMBLY SAY TO OUR PERCIEVED ENEMY.......PLEASE...ACCEPT MY FORGIVENESS. NO APOLOGY IS NEEDED......GO YOUR WAY IN PEACE.....OUR CIRCLE OF ENERGY IS CLOSED IN COMPASSION AND LOVE. iF DONE SO, HOW MAY WE CHANGE AND HEAL AS AN INDIVIDUAL? A TRIBE? A NATION? AND SPECIES? iF---iF ONLY iF, WE SEE OUR WOUNDS BOUND TOGETHER, BOTH OF US HURT AND SUFFERING FROM WOUNDED EGOS. WILL WE HOLD HANDS AND GAZE AT THE LIGHT OF THE SUN TO-GATHER IN PEACE TOGETHER.