Saturday, December 11, 2010
thar she blows, a wink and a shudder and a quick fast rudder. A whale of a time, icewater with a lime. Bring out the goods, the time is right, lets sleep till the morning in the pale moonlight. Gone past the line, let your head light shine. she's in the path, might gonna crash, the old one burned and turned to ash. Might be my time, with the water and the lime, might be my time, so i stand in line. will be my time, gone past my prime, So you know i'll go when the moon is full, as standing on the ladder, when the night is cool. the angels come and tell me so, and who am i to not to go, when the time comes knocking, and i'm so inclined, i'll raise my head where the head light shines, and then they'll say,"johnny thar she blows'', with a wink and a shudder and a quick fast rudder, A whale of a time was had by all, yup a whale of a time was had by all. ol' snickelfrites shenanigans the sly ol' dog, got bit by the master, taught a thing or two. got bit by the master, taught who was who.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
THE HAPPY CHICKEN WILL SOON BE HOPPING FROM BASKET TO BASKET, SPREADING HER PEEPS AND CHOCOLATE CHEER, A MARSH-MELLOW AT HEART. FEAR NOT MY LITTLE ONES. HER PECKS ARE JOLLY AND HER TREATS ARE SWEET. LONG LIVE THE EAST-STAR CHICKEN WHO HAD THE HOOTSPA TO CROSS THE ROAD, ONLY TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE..........
Saturday, August 8, 2009
the pot of gold appears to have re-turned to the rainbow from which it sprang. the lightning of abundance strikes as it will, and the rains from the clouds come and go as they wither. it is these times that call to mind our dependence, not on financial bonds or future promise of material wealth, but on each other. on our God. and on our honor. these are my tributes, these are my pray-ses.... calmly hold anothers trembling hand , we all need this from time to time, each one in our personal hour of need. Allmen.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
THE ROMANS HAD THEIR BARBARIANS, THEIR VANDALS, THEIR PAGANS, AND THEIR DRAMA...THE BARBARIANS WEREN'T BARBAROUS, THEIR VANDALS WEREN'T VANDALS, THEIR PAGANS WERE ONLY RURAL COUNTRY PEOPLE, AND THEIR DRAMA AND FALSE SPINS ON TRUTH EXIST IN OUR LANGUAGE. I WONDER IF OUR LITERARY LEGACY WILL BE TO CALL ANYONE WE DON'T LIKE A STALKER TERRORIST. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PATRIOT AND A TERRORIST IS WHICH SIDE WINS. SO AS MY MOTHER USED TO SAY,''PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT''..
Saturday, July 25, 2009
YOUNGER I WAS, OLDER I WILL BE. CARNIVORIAN I AM, FOWLITARIAN ALSO. VEGETABELIAN AND FRUITARIAN AT TIMES. GRAINALISM AND DAIRYMASTICISM IS A DAILY RITUAL. FESTIVARIANISM AND DRUNKITARIANISTIC, I NO LONGER AM. SOBERISTICISM CAME TO THE OPPORTUNASTIC FROM THE OBSESSITASTICAL PERUSAL OF QUANTUM RANDOM ACCESS/EXCESS ALTERISTIC STATISM OF HUMAN BEINGNESS. THIS INCURRED, THE FULL THROTTLE FORWARD THRUST OF NECESSITY, FINE MOTHER OF INVENTORY OBSERVATIONISM. BRINGING FOURTH THE FIFTH DIMENSION. HOMO LUMINESCENT. THIS I ARE. AND ALSO WAS.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
WITH ACTIVE VOLCANOES APLENTY, NATURALLY CAUSED FIRES RAGING THE PLANET, AND THE OVERABUNDANCE OF SUNSTORMS, I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE I AM NOT PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR GLOBAL WARMING, IN THE SAME WAY I AM PRETTY SURE I DID NOT CAUSE THE LAST ICE AGE.....THAT ONE WAS CAUSED BY DINOSAUR FARTS, THEY WERE TO BLAME....,REALLY!....HONEST....CHECK IT OUT...