WHO AM I ????

YOUNGER I WAS, OLDER I WILL BE. CARNIVORIAN I AM, FOWLITARIAN ALSO. VEGETABELIAN AND FRUITARIAN AT TIMES. GRAINALISM AND DAIRYMASTICISM IS A DAILY RITUAL. FESTIVARIANISM AND DRUNKITARIANISTIC, I NO LONGER AM. SOBERISTICISM CAME TO THE OPPORTUNASTIC FROM THE OBSESSITASTICAL PERUSAL OF QUANTUM RANDOM ACCESS/EXCESS ALTERISTIC STATISM OF HUMAN BEINGNESS. THIS INCURRED, THE FULL THROTTLE FORWARD THRUST OF NECESSITY, FINE MOTHER OF INVENTORY OBSERVATIONISM. BRINGING FOURTH THE FIFTH DIMENSION. HOMO LUMINESCENT. THIS I ARE. AND ALSO WAS.