Religious Dogman

Growing up as I did in the pre-dominating religion of the land in which I was grown. I was told it was necessary to adhere to the religious dogman. I supposed that when I had reached sufficient age that I would meet this mysterious being and he would explain all those things which I could not fathom in depth. I had never seen pictures of him, but supposed that he was man from the waste up, and dog from the waste down. Now I perceive that he was just a waste from the top dog down.