Saturday, August 8, 2009
tribute to the fallen
the pot of gold appears to have re-turned to the rainbow from which it sprang. the lightning of abundance strikes as it will, and the rains from the clouds come and go as they wither. it is these times that call to mind our dependence, not on financial bonds or future promise of material wealth, but on each other. on our God. and on our honor. these are my tributes, these are my pray-ses.... calmly hold anothers trembling hand , we all need this from time to time, each one in our personal hour of need. Allmen.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
EVER MORE BLOGH BLOGH BLAGH!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
IT'S THE WEIRDESTY THING.
THE ROMANS HAD THEIR BARBARIANS, THEIR VANDALS, THEIR PAGANS, AND THEIR DRAMA...THE BARBARIANS WEREN'T BARBAROUS, THEIR VANDALS WEREN'T VANDALS, THEIR PAGANS WERE ONLY RURAL COUNTRY PEOPLE, AND THEIR DRAMA AND FALSE SPINS ON TRUTH EXIST IN OUR LANGUAGE. I WONDER IF OUR LITERARY LEGACY WILL BE TO CALL ANYONE WE DON'T LIKE A STALKER TERRORIST. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PATRIOT AND A TERRORIST IS WHICH SIDE WINS. SO AS MY MOTHER USED TO SAY,''PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT''..
Saturday, July 25, 2009
WHO AM I ????
YOUNGER I WAS, OLDER I WILL BE. CARNIVORIAN I AM, FOWLITARIAN ALSO. VEGETABELIAN AND FRUITARIAN AT TIMES. GRAINALISM AND DAIRYMASTICISM IS A DAILY RITUAL. FESTIVARIANISM AND DRUNKITARIANISTIC, I NO LONGER AM. SOBERISTICISM CAME TO THE OPPORTUNASTIC FROM THE OBSESSITASTICAL PERUSAL OF QUANTUM RANDOM ACCESS/EXCESS ALTERISTIC STATISM OF HUMAN BEINGNESS. THIS INCURRED, THE FULL THROTTLE FORWARD THRUST OF NECESSITY, FINE MOTHER OF INVENTORY OBSERVATIONISM. BRINGING FOURTH THE FIFTH DIMENSION. HOMO LUMINESCENT. THIS I ARE. AND ALSO WAS.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I DIDN'T DO IT.
WITH ACTIVE VOLCANOES APLENTY, NATURALLY CAUSED FIRES RAGING THE PLANET, AND THE OVERABUNDANCE OF SUNSTORMS, I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE I AM NOT PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR GLOBAL WARMING, IN THE SAME WAY I AM PRETTY SURE I DID NOT CAUSE THE LAST ICE AGE.....THAT ONE WAS CAUSED BY DINOSAUR FARTS, THEY WERE TO BLAME....,REALLY!....HONEST....CHECK IT OUT...
Saturday, July 18, 2009
THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION NO ONE ASKED !
In the final analysis God transcends the aspects of all religions and all religions offer paths of transcendence to the aspects of God.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Evidence of life in non predatory species evidently predates homo stasis
Does time really tick? Or does the clock no longer in the digital age? Is it water damage or dam waterage? Aquarians wonder if whatever floats your boat is congruent with the four elements of change. These and uthers at chanel for noose.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
dis-dressing dis-cussing dis-lexicon
Today's floormat includes the denuding of cuss words for the dissing of wordyness.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
TO CELEBRATE FODDERS DAY TODAY THERE WILL BE NO FODDER.
SOLSTICE DAY OF FATHER OF LIGHT WHO PRESIDES OVER US ALL.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Religious Dogman
Growing up as I did in the pre-dominating religion of the land in which I was grown. I was told it was necessary to adhere to the religious dogman. I supposed that when I had reached sufficient age that I would meet this mysterious being and he would explain all those things which I could not fathom in depth. I had never seen pictures of him, but supposed that he was man from the waste up, and dog from the waste down. Now I perceive that he was just a waste from the top dog down.
Friday, June 12, 2009
THE EASIEST ANSWER IS USUALLY THE BEST
My mechanic friend is really smart. A guy had his car towed in and told him that he thought the motor was blown up. It had run fine and then stopped and he couldn't get it started again. The customer was asking how much it would cost for a new motor, and a new battery as he had ruined the one in it trying to get it started. My friend said'' I don't know, leave it and let me look at it''. The customer left worried and upset. After the battery was charged my mechanic friend turned on the key to turn it over, and check for engine noise. Very astutely he looked at the gas gauge. Empty. So putting a few gallons in the truck and priming it, it started and ran just fine. Truth in the adage'' FIRST THINGS FIRST''.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
IMPLIED CONSENT TO REACH BEYOND OUR GRASP
The abilities of the human species to observe and detect both strength and weakness is unparalleled in the realm of predators. We cannot outfly, physically overpower, or outswim most of that which we eat, yet we harvest all things. We were designed to outreach our grasp, to struggle within our own minds, and to curtail our own selves when the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. What do you bring to my table she asks? Only myself I answer for that is all I have to give. There can be a feast if I share with you my giving heart. So that night we went hungry feasting only on joy and love. And we were filled.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
my first employee
I was in 7th grade and I realized that I could sweat less and make the same money, if I toured the neighborhoods trying to sell lawnmowing. I offered the job of cutting the lawns to a fifth grader who I knew was from a poor family. I offered to him to use my dad's gas powered lawn mower and to buy the gas. I made the sales and he mowed the first lawn only to the halfway point. Then he went home, leaving the mower right where it was in the middle of the customers lawn. I finished that lawn and the others that day. It was a hot july day and I tasted the salty sweat running down my face. I kept the money, all of it. I had earned it and I had learned that I had the responsibilities of ''THE BOSS''. Many people have come and gone since then. I have sometimes been a good boss and sometimes been a bad boss. I have learned that the worst boss is the detail oriented control freak, and the best boss is the one who will inspire individual creativity and self worth, freely giving knowledge and confidence and praise earned. I am the boss and I pay for you to learn on my time. If I let an employee struggle with a problem, it is not for my economic benefit, but for their personal growth. Do I know the answer to the problem? Yes. After a time of struggle, if they don't solve the problem, and they are willing to learn to accept my guidance, I will explain the how's and why's and wherefore's that make it all tick. Tock. You see, I am ''THE BOSS'' and that's the way I do it.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
WHAT IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO IS A BURNT PAN
AFTER ALL THE SMOKE AND WE CLEAR THE AIR. I FOUND THERE'S TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. THOSE WHO SAY THERE'S TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD , AND THOSE WHO DON'T.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
I REALLY NEED A BELT RIGHT NOW............
THESE DAYS THE ONLY HANGOVER I HAVE IS ABOVE MY BELT. I GUESS THAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME LOOPIE.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
LIFE CHOICES COURSE 101
YOU KNOW I REALLY LIKE THIS CONTINUING EDUCATION COURSE I'M IN. I DON'T ACT OUT NEAR AS MUCH IN THIS NEW SCHOOL, AS I DID IN THE SOME OF THE OTHER COURSES I TOOK. I HAVEN'T REALLY FELT THE NEED AT THIS AGE TO PUSH THE TEACHERS TO THE BREAKING POINT, WELL, PAST IT ACTUALLY. AND TO BE TRUTHFULL I DON'T WANT TO GET THROWN OUT. I'M ALMOST TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE FUNNEL. I THINK MY GRADES ARE BETTER THAN THEY HAVE EVER BEEN. BUT, AND THIS IS WEIRD, THEY DON'T LET YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GRADES ARE UNTIL AFTER YOU GRADUATE. I THINK THIS IS STRANGE BUT I CAN'T CHANGE SCHOOL'S THIS LATE IN MY STUDIES. SO FOR TODAY I WILL SUIT UP AND SHUT UP AND DO WHAT I'M TOLD AND I HOPE THE WILLY NILLYNESS OF MY PREVIOUS ATTENDANCE AT THIS COURSE DOESN'T AFFECT MY FINAL GRADE. ONLY GOD KNOW'S WHAT THAT WILL BE.
Monday, May 25, 2009
memorials
the valiant lay in every field, in every land and memory. in uniform or dress they fought the battle and survived to give us life. i am the reason they lived. i am the reason they died. they gave all they had. today i honor all my ancestors that some day my descendants may honor me. the battle is a battle of the heart. the valiant lay in every field, in every land and memory............long live the dead.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
GEORGE OHWELLS LAST BOOK
THE AUTHOR OF 1984 HAS POSTHUMOROUSLY RE-RELEASED HIS FINAL NOVELLA. A TRUE STORY BASED IN SOME UNKNOWN FUTURE ABOUT A GOVERNMENT WHO WITHOUT CIVIL UNREST AND WARFARE, RESTORES THE INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS OF IT'S CITIZENS, BECAUSE IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. THE COMEDIC NATURE OF THIS WORK DEMANDS RIGAMORTISE STUDY, AS WELL AS A COMENSURATE CENSORSHIP FOR IT'S RADICAL VIEWS. I URGE EVERY ONE TO TAKE UP ARMS OR LEGS TO PROTEST IT'S RE-RELEASE, AS ONCE THE IDEA GETS OUT, TRUBBLE IS SORE TO FALLOW. AT LEAST THAT'S MY GUEST.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
NEWTOWNS LAW HAS GRAVITY
I HAD LEFT SINSINATTY LATE FOR MY DESTINATION ACROSS THE GREAT DIVIDE. NEEDING FUEL, I STOPPED TO FILL UP IN A TOWN CALLED 'KNO THYSELF', WHERE I ASKED THE STRANGE LOOKING OLDER MAN IN A CHRISTLER FOR DIRECTIONS. THESE BIBLE THUMPERS ARE WEIRDER THAN I AM I CHUCKLED TO MYSELF, SHAKING MY HEAD. NAMING A TOWN KNO THYSELF. WEIRD. HE TOLD ME THE ONE WAY ROAD I WAS ON WOULD SOON DEAD END AT A CROSS ROAD. I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO TURN RIGHT OR LEFT WHEN IT HAPPENED, BUT HE SAID I WOULD KNOW WHEN I GOT THERE. AFTER A FEW MILES MORE ON THIS DREARY ROAD I SAW THE TWO STREET SIGNS IN MY HEADLIGHTS. IT WAS VERY DARK, BUT I COULD EASILY SEE WHAT THEY SAID. THE ARROW POINTING TO THE LEFT READ: NO GOD-NO PEACE-NO FAITH-NO HOPE-NO GUIDANCE-NO HEALING. THE ARROW POINTING TO THE RIGHT READ: KNOW GOD-KNOW PEACE-KNOW FAITH-KNOW HOPE-KNOW GUIDANCE-KNOW HEALING. OH MAN, THESE BIBLE THUMPERS I MUTTURED. I PULLED OVER AND TRIED TO FIND THE MAP, BUT TO NO AVAIL. ANOTHER JOKE ON ME I GROUSED. NOW ON TO NO-AVAIL. HUH. WHICH WAY DO I GO? JUST THEN I HEARD A LITTLE VOICE WHISPER ''FROM KNO THYSELF CHOOSE THE RIGHT ''
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
IF WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT, IT WON'T HAPPEN
GROWING UP, WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT SOMEONE DYING, BECAUSE IF YOU TALKED ABOUT IT, IT MIGHT HAPPEN. IT HAPPENED ANYWAY. WE ALL KNOW THAT THERE IS AN EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA COMING. A BIG ONE. IT COMES EVERY HUNDRED YEARS. THE NATIVE FIRST NATIONS KNEW ABOUT IT AND LEFT THE AREA EVERY HUNDRED YEARS. BECAUSE THERE WAS GOING TO BE AN EARTHQUAKE. A BIG ONE. WE HAVE SEEN IN OUR RECORDED HISTORY THAT THIS IS TRUE. 1805-1906-SOON. MOVE OUT OF CALIFORNIA AND YOU WILL NOT BE THERE WHEN IT HAPPENS. O.K. I SAID IT. MAYBE NOW IT WON'T HAPPEN. BUT I DOUBT IT. SLEEP TIGHT. WITH ONE EYE OPEN. ROGER- OVER AND OUT.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
oddviously haironeus
small things come in large packages, always a thrill to open, and usually the best surprize of all, just what you all-ways wanted. although a barrel of monkeys can be fun for a while, eventually you have to clean up after them and send them back to the zoo. when it's the thought that counts for some, it's the action that counts most in the end.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
LOOKS LIKE SOMETHIN THE CAT DRUG IN
PREJUDICE= PRE-JUDGED....OPINIONS BEFORE INVESTIGATION, BIAS BEFORE EXPERIENCE,,,, I DON'T LIKE POOP. GRAVY LOOKS LIKE POOP, SO I WON'T EAT GRAVY BECAUSE IT WILL TASTE LIKE POOP. HOW CAN YOU LIKE GRAVY WHEN I THINK IT WILL TASTE LIKE POOP? YOU ARE WEIRD TO LIKE POOP. I BELIEVE NO ONE SHOULD EVER SERVE GRAVY AGAIN, BECAUSE I GET GROSSED OUT WHEN I SEE GRAVY AND YOU SHOULDN'T GROSS ME OUT. IT'S YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU MADE THE GRAVY WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO. I AM GOING TO STRAIGHTEN THIS MESS OUT AND FROM NOW ON THERE WILL BE A LAW THAT NO ONE EVER CAN MAKE GRAVY AGAIN OR THEY WILL HAVE TO EAT POOP. I BELIEVE THIS IS FAIR SO OBVIOUSLY IT IS, AND I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE A NOTHING BUT A POOP EATER. THUS BEGAN THE END OF THE GRAVY TRAIN.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
OUCH! THAT SMARTS!
I REMEMBER THE FEAR OF MY MOTHER SAYING TO ME ''WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GET'S HOME'' THAT WAS WHEN I KNEW I HAD GONE TOO FAR. I HAD PUSHED THE LIMITS OF SNOTTY BEHAVIOR AND I WOULD NOW SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY BIG BAD ATTITUDE, FROM SOMEONE WHO REALLY WAS BIG AND BAD. I WOULD THINK ABOUT RUNNING AWAY, SO THAT I COULDN'T BE FOUND WHEN THE DREADED TIME CAME. I WOULD TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TWIST THE STORY, GIVE IT A SPIN, DAMAGE CONTROL. OH NO, PLEASE NO, NOT THE DAD ONE. I'LL BE BETTER, JUST TAKE IT BACK, DON'T TELL DAD. I'LL DO ANYTHING. SO, WITHOUT RAISING HER HAND, SHE WON. ALL WAYS A STEP AHEAD OF ME. SHE KNEW WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO BEFORE I DID IT. '' A LITTLE BIRDY TOLD ME, SHE WOULD SAY''. WHO WAS THE STOOL PIDGEON I WOULD WONDER.WITH WITS AS QUICK AS LIGHTNING, I LEARNED TO LAUGH AT LIFE FROM YOU. TO LAUGH AT MYSELF FROM YOU. TO QUESTION MY BIG BAD SELF. I AM A BETTER MAN FOR IT. MOTHER EARTH, WE HAVE BEEN SNOTTY IN OUR BIG BAD SELVES. PLEASE WORK WITH US A LITTLE LONGER, JUST A LITTLE MORE PATIENCE, PLEASE. DON'T TELL DAD JUST YET. WE'LL BE BETTER. I HOPE. I REALLY DON'T WANT THAT SPANKING. DO YOU?
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
DENIAL DOES NOT AWARENESS MAKE
THE FOLLOWING ARE CONDENSED FROM THE MULTIVOLUMETRIC ENCYCLOPEDIALIS OF THE HUMAN PSY-CHI. IT IS ONLY USED FOR EXAMPLARY EXPLORATIONS OF THE SUBLEVEL OPERATIONS DETAILED IN OPERATIONS MANUAL NOTED IN YOUR BIRTH FILE UNDER CODE #358790476523472. subtitled Denial, referenced as "NOT WHAT IS'' AND REFERRED TO AS AN OPERATIONAL CONDITION WHEREBY THE SUBJECT EXISTS UNAWARE OF EXISTING INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL CONDITIONS THAT APPEAR FOR ALL PURPOSES TO BE APPARENTLY NON-EXISTENT TO THE SUBJECT WITHIN THE FRAMEWORK OF THE PLETHORA OF CONTEXT EXTANT FOR OUR PURPOSES...... AS VIEWED...... SO THERE! TAKE THAT!
Monday, May 4, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
A FOOLS PAIR 'O' DICE
IN THE ASHES OF THE BONFIRE OF MY ARROGANCE, I LOOK FOR THE QUENCHING WATERS OF HUMILITY. MY BLACKENED HANDS FINDING WARM EMBERS OF SERENITY AND TINY DIAMONDS OF GOD'S PEACE.
Friday, April 24, 2009
HOLE DIGGERS ANONYMOUS
STEP 1: ADMITTED WE WERE POWERLESS OVER DIGGING, THAT OUR HOLES HAD BECOME UNESCAPABLE..........................................STEP 2: REALIZED THAT A POWER GREATER THAN OURSELVES COULD FILL IN THE HOLE................................................... STEP 3: MADE A DECISION TO TURN OUR HOLE AND OUR SHOVEL OVER TO THE LEVEL GROUND UPON WHICH WE ONCE STOOD............................................STEP 4: REALIZED THAT ONCE WE QUIT DIGGING, WE HAD FINALLY REACHED THE BOTTOM.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
MEASAPS FOIBLES
IT'S NOT THAT I'M LOSING MY HEARING, IT'S THAT YOU DON'T TALK VERY LOUD ANYMORE. AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
PRESENT A PRESENT OF PRESENCE
IF MY WORLD WERE TO END TOMORROW, DID I PLANT A SEED TODAY? THAT OTHERS MAY REAP WHAT I HAVE SOWN. IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES, THAT'S QUITE A CROP.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
REALITY COULD CARE LESS
TRUTH DOESN'T CARE WHAT I BELIEVE IN, ANYMORE THAN THE RAIN CARES WHICH RIVER IT FLOWS IN.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
FEARS BETWEEN THE EARS
ABUNDANCE IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER...... LACK IS IN THE HAND OF THE POOR IN SPIRIT.
Friday, April 10, 2009
INTIMATE INCOUNTERS
I GROW HAIR ON MY EARS LIKE A WEREWOLF. I GROW HAIR ON MY NOSE. I GROW HAIR ON MY TOES. I GROW HAIR, I KNOW NOT WHERE. I AM DIFFERENT THAN YOU..... I HAVE SHOULDERS LIKE A BEAR. I HAVE ARMS LIKE A GORILLA. I HAVE A BUTT LIKE A GAZELLE. I HAVE CALVES LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK. MY TEETH ARE SERRATED AND YOURS ARE NOT. I AM BUILT FOR WINTER, TO SURVIVE THERE. I SLEEP WITH THE WINDOW OPEN AND NO BLANKET, ON THE COLDEST SNOWING NIGHT. I EAT RED MEAT AT EVERY MEAL. I AM ALLERGIC TO THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE. I LAUGH AT THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU CRY. I CRY AT THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH. I AM DIFFERENT THAN YOU.....MY CREATOR ENJOYED MY DESIGN WHEN HE MADE ME. HE KNEW THAT THIS WAY I WOULD SURVIVE. WHEN YOU CAME TO MY WINTER FOREST WITH YOUR DARK EYES AND DARK HAIR, YOU BROUGHT DISEASE THAT WE DID NOT KNOW. MOST OF US DIED. SOME OF OUR WOMEN BECAME YOUR WIVES AND BORE CHILDREN. I AM ONE. I LIVE. I AM DIFFERENT THAN YOU AND I EMBRACE MYSELF AS I AM MADE. IN THE IMAGE OF MY CREATOR. HE IS DIFFERENT LIKE ME.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
SHIVER ME TIMBERS
I've always had a curious streak concerning where do old sayings come from? like this one, and while i'm at it, why do lumbermen shout timber anyway? and why don't golfers shout something weird like peekout, or bruiser? life is full of questions, some we'll never know the answer to. But keep sway in your swing Eh?
Sunday, March 29, 2009
hOP IN onIONS
MY OPINIONS REMIND ME OF MY FAVORITE SHOES. IN THE BEGINING, I WANT TO SHOW THEM OFF TO EVERYBODY. IN THE MIDDLE, THEY FEEL LIKE THE PERFECT FIT. NEAR THE END, THEY'RE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO THROW AWAY. AT THE LAST, I FIND THEM UNBEARABLY PAINFUL, GLAD I HAD THEM, AND GLAD THEY ARE GONE.
Monday, March 23, 2009
dumbo origato mister loboto-me
He stopped. Ted in his tracks. In udder disregard. staring at her fourheads to avert her large and heaving beasts. Fidgety. pandering his shoes. Him humming a four gotten tune. Bob. Hope it was. That was when he knew. It was really overt. Muttering ''Thanks for the Mammaries''. She fled wry and untuned.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
aaargh! you meant
I'd give my right arm to be Ambi Dexterous, he said. Yea, she's probably the best one armed gymnast ever, I said.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Poor Richardo's Allmanic
Last year the migrant workers walked out on the job in my orchard after they overheard me call them a bunch of plucking plum pluckers. I don't mind though, all they did was grape and mown and peach anyways.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
ALL ALL-ONE IN THE NEXUS
ALL ALlONE AS I SLEEP YOU ARE THERE WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES YOU ARE GONE AND ALL IS DARKNESS I AM WITH GOD HE IS WITH ME THE GREAT DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND I INCREASES WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES THERE IS DARKNESS AND I AM NOT AFRAID AS I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE AND KNOW YOU THERE THE DISTANCE A GREAT GULF COMES BETWEEN US AT NIGHT AT NIGHT I AM ALONE AS YOU SLEEP NEXT TO ME I AM FAR AWAY YOU ARE GONE NOW I AM IN DARKNESS I AM ALL ALlONE AS TOGETHER WE ARE IN THE NEXUS ALL ALlONE AS I SLEEP YOU ARE THERE BETWEEN TWO WORLDS I STAND A SON OF MY FATHER A FATHER TO MY SON I AM BOTH CREATED AND CREATOR SO YOU SEE SO I AM ALL ALlONE AS I SLEEP YOU ARE THERE.
Monday, March 9, 2009
chocolate or xocoatle ?
even shakesbeard liked it. most memorable line is the gracious julius ceasar sharing his with his best friend..." eat two Brutus" ....man, what a powerful message. it sends slivers down my spline.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
spring forward or fall back
right on time isn't it? new seeds to be sown, to be planted, and grown, to be nurtured, not owned. to be shared on His Throne..................... happy sunday. peace to all creation. A man.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
OL TIMIE WHIZZED EM
BONE IN THE HAM IS WORTH SHOE IN THE TUSH.............BETTER THAN A STICK IN THE PANTS WITH A FROZEN GOOSE................A PANTY SAVED IS A PANTY EARNED.......... NOT WORTH A STINKERS GLAM.................? i've never really understood any of these, but i thought they should be passed on any ways.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
iF, iF ONLY iF=
I ASK iF WE AS A SPECIES CAN RECOGNIZE THE PREDICTABILITY OF OUR USE OF ENERGIES, OUR EMOTIONS. iF WE CAN SEE THAT WHEN WE HARBOR AND CULTIVATE OUR SELF-INVOLVED EMOTIONS OF SELF-PITY, RE-SENTMENT AND SELF-PRIDE.. THAT WE OURSELVES ON A PERSONAL, TRIBAL, AND NATIONAL SCALE, INDUCE OUR OWN IN-ETERNAL AND EX-ETERNAL STRIFES. iF WE CAN CONCIEVE OF OUR PERCEPTIONS AND OPINIONS AS NEITHER RIGHT NOR WRONG, TRUE OR FALSE, TO BE ACTED UPON OR DISMISSED, RATHER OUR CURRENT PROCESSING OF SELF-DRIVEN EMOTIONS AND CONCEPTS, WHICH DESIGNED FOR OUR OWN GROWTH DEMAND REASSESSMENT, ADAPTATION AND CHANGE. iF WE CAN BE COMPASSIONATE ENOUGH TO HUMBLY SAY TO OUR PERCIEVED ENEMY.......PLEASE...ACCEPT MY FORGIVENESS. NO APOLOGY IS NEEDED......GO YOUR WAY IN PEACE.....OUR CIRCLE OF ENERGY IS CLOSED IN COMPASSION AND LOVE. iF DONE SO, HOW MAY WE CHANGE AND HEAL AS AN INDIVIDUAL? A TRIBE? A NATION? AND SPECIES? iF---iF ONLY iF, WE SEE OUR WOUNDS BOUND TOGETHER, BOTH OF US HURT AND SUFFERING FROM WOUNDED EGOS. WILL WE HOLD HANDS AND GAZE AT THE LIGHT OF THE SUN TO-GATHER IN PEACE TOGETHER.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
WHIRLED GRATE TROOTHS
HE THAT KICKETH AGAINST THE PRICKS ;;;;;;;;; SHALL REAP THE WRATH OF THE THORNY TOED.
Monday, February 23, 2009
MY ODDSERVATION
THE GOOD NEWS IS, MY PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED...........................................................THE BAD NEWS IS, MY DESIRES WILL BE ALSO.......................................................................2/23/09
Friday, February 20, 2009
AS PROFITS CHANGE OUR PROPHETS CHANGE
There's someone knocking at the door. i believe you have company.......''well, by all means, do show him in and prepare a place at the table for we shall dine, we have much to discuss''. right away sir, will there be anything else Mr Lincoln?
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
DEPRESSION VERSUS RECESSION
THIS IS A COMMON MALADY AMONG GROUPS OF PEOPLE WE SHALL REFER TO AS THE GREAT INSOLVANT. THESE ARE THOSE WHO ARE UNABLE OR UNWILLING TO SOLVE THIS GREATEST OF ALL PUZZLE. WHICH CAME FIRST, THE LABOR OR THE STUFF? I PERSONALLY HAVE SUFFERED MANY BOUTS WITH BOTH DEPRESSION AND RECESSION AND SOMETIMES A COMBINATION OF THE TWAIN. LEADING ME TO COME TO KNOW THIS CONDITION AS DECESSION. IN THIS CONDITION I AM BAFFLED AS TO WHETHER I SHOULD PAY MY CAR PAYMENT OR MY HOUSE PAYMENT, AS I CAN ONLY PAY ONE, NOT BOTH. IF I LOSE MY CAR, I CAN'T GET TO WORK. IF I LOSE MY HOUSE, I HAVE NO WHERE TO LIVE. THIS CREATES THE MENTAL SPIRAL KNOWN AS DECESSION. I CAN'T COME TO THE RIGHT DECESSION. SO I MAKE NO DECESSION AT ALL. THUS LOSING BOTH MY CAR AND MY HOUSE. ALLOWING ME A FEW YEARS PAYMENT FREE, TO REBUILD MY CREDIT AND REPURCHASE A NEW CAR AND ANOTHER HOUSE, REJOINING MY PLACE IN SOCIETY ONCE MORE AS ONE OF THE GREAT INSOLVANT WITH ALL THE RIGHTS AND PRIVLEGES IMPLIED THEREIN.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
MICROCOSMIC-----MACROCOSMIC
TODAY WE WELCOME THE INTERNATIONAL INTERPLANETARY COMMISSION OF RECYCLING AND RUBBISH. WE WILL BE DISCUSSING THE ISSUE OF SPACE JUNK. WE HAVE NOTED THE EFFORTS ON EARTH OF CERTAIN CONCERNED CITIZEN GROUPS, WHO VOLUNTARILY CLEAN LITTER CLUTTERED EXPANSES OF ROADWAYS. THESE EFFORTS ARE TO BE COMMENDED AS THEY ARE DONE SOLELY FOR THE MAINTANENCE AND PRESERVATION OF THOSE AREAS WHICH THEY LIVE AND WORK IN. MY DEAR DEPARTED MOTHER PATIENTLY CLEANED MY ROOM UNTIL I WAS A TEENAGER. THEN WITH LITTLE FANFARE, SHE TOLD ME FIRMLY. ''YOU MADE THE MESS AND YOU'LL HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP FROM HERE ON OUT''. I DIDN'T TELL HER THAT I WAS JUST GOING TO MONITOR IT, INSTEAD OF CLEAN IT, AS SHE WOULD HAVE THROWN A SCREAMING FIT. IF I CRASH MY CAR INTO SOMEONE ELSE, I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE REPAIR AND RESTORATION NOT ONLY OF MY CAR BUT THE OTHER PERSONS CAR AS WELL. THIS IS FAIR AND RIGHT. I WAS TAUGHT IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT THE FREEDOM TO SWING MY FIST ENDS WHERE YOUR NOSE BEGINS........I WONDER IF THAT APPLIES TO SATTELITES AND SPACE JUNK IN SPACE? IS IT POSSIBLE THAT WE MAY USE THE OLD TECHNOLOGY FROM RONALD REAGANS ''STAR WARS'' SATELLITES TO CLEAN THE PLANETARY ROADWAY OF SPACEJUNK? IN AN EFFORT TO GIVE SCIENTISTS A PLAUSIBLE CONNOTATION TO USE IN THE SPIN CYCLE, I OFFER THIS. ''STIRLINGS AXIOM'' SIMPLY PUT IT STATES ''YOU MADE THE MESS AND YOU'LL HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP FROM HERE ON OUT'' END OF DISCUSSION .THANK YOU ALL FOR ATTENDING. MEETING ADJOURNED. NOW MAKE MY MOTHER PROUD.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
WEED'EM AND REAP too
truth, what is it? when i say it is snowing today that is true. in a few days the sun will shine and i will say it is sunny today. they will both be true when i spoke them and both be lies if read by another on the wrong day. out of context, out of their time. our system is designed to bring to light truth, in the context of time. twelve witnesses to an auto accident all have a different testimony to what transpired, according to their perspective, awareness, human biases, and opinion. all saw part. none saw all. in our system it is important to keep in mind that truth is a discovery, a journey. and it will change from day to day, just as the weather. just as my opinion. just as my perspective will. thus i and my truths must change as i am brought into greater awareness of the wholeness of the context in the applicable time............................................... discovery-journey-discovery-journey-discovery. this is my whole truth. it is snowing today. is it snowing today?
Sunday, February 8, 2009
MINE BLOGGLED
DO YOU REMEMBER THE DAY LONG AGO ON THE PODIUM OF THE OLYMPICS WHEN TWO MEDALISTS RAISED THEIR ARMS AND HANDS IN SOLIDARITY. I DO............ I SAT QUIETLY AFRAID TO CHEER. AS A YOUTH I HAD WATCHED, TRULY AGHAST IN HORROR, IN BLACK AND WHITE, THE CRUELTY THAT WAS INFLICTED IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM? WHOSE FREEDOM I WONDERED? IN THE LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE, WHO WERE THE FREE, AND WHO WERE THE BRAVE? I WAS ORDERED NOT TO BEFRIEND ANY OF YOUR KIND. SO I DID, AND I BROUGHT YOU HOME WITH ME, AND I STOOD DEFIANTLY IN OUR KITCHEN, MY HEAD HELD HIGH AND MY FISTS CLENCHED. THIS IS MY FRIEND WILLARD I SAID PROUDLY. THAT DAY WAS THE DAY I MADE MY STAND. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY STAND, AND I HAVE WATCHED AND WORKED QUIETLY SUPPORTIVELY. RIDDING MYSELF OF THOSE WHO CARRIED THE OLD BANNERS OF BIGOTRY. I NOW WATCH THE NEWS IN COLOR NOT BLACK AND WHITE. I AM NO LONGER AFRAID TO CHEER. . YET I AM A QUIET ONE.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED???
I HAVE...................THEN I CAME TO MY SENSES.............HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED??? I HAVE...........THEN I WOKE UP.............HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ASHAMED??? I HAVE...........THEN I FORGAVE............HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AWAKENED?? I HAVE...........THEN I WENT BACK TO SLEEP AND DREAMED A NEW DREAM OF AWAKENING, OF WHICH I AM NOT ASHAMED.................AND THIS CAUSED ME TO WONDER. AND I SMILED. I HAD COME TO MY SENSES.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
FOREVER MINE
you are the bane of my existence, the curse to my soul. you come when i least want you, and you stay when i ask you to leave. when i am with you i feel no happiness, no peace, no freedom, and i pray that when you go, you will never return. but you do, you are my fears. you are the briars which i planted as a youth, and no matter the cultivating of new soil. you return. you are my fears and i am the water which gives you nourishment.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
WEED'EM AND REAP
IF MY BODY IS THE HOME OF MY SOUL, AND THE EARTH IS THE HOME OF MY BODY,DOES THE EARTH DIE WHEN I DO? OR DO THEY BOTH CEASE TO EXIST WHEN I SLEEP? WHO AM I, MY SOUL OR MY HOME? WHEN I LEAVE MY HOUSE DOES MY SOUL DIE OR DID I TAKE IT WITH ME? OR AM I BOTH ONE AND THE SAME?
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
gust jiggles? oh!!!!! just giggles
I USED TO TALK LIKE FOREST GUMP, AND THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
Friday, January 9, 2009
MEDICAL DIE A GNOSIS
I THINK,,,,,,,I'M PRETTY SURE NOT ALL HYPOCRITES HAD TO TAKE THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH?
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Monday, January 5, 2009
TID-BITS
you can't get the genie back in the bottle.............But you can bind him with grace.................Jstirling. 1/6/2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
long lost love
on the eve of finding your blog, you have led me once more forward. you have been gone many years now and my discovery of the joys you have found, the life you have made, puts me at peace. I will love you and treasure the days of our youth all ways. I am different now. sober and serene. accepting a different destiny. but for you my fire will all ways burn. the hearth of my heart will all ways flame. it needs no stoking or tender. the spark in my breast is yours, the flicker in your eyes is mine. true love truly is eternal.
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